Mr Dean reporting live from the Island School kitchen:
Due to the plague of locusts that has decimated this year's Mac and Cheese crops, the supply of Mac and Cheese is at a record low. This has caused a global shortage of one of our favorite lunchtime entrees. Thus we have no Mac and Cheese to serve you all . It's a tough time for all. Fortunately for us the Fried Rice farmers has had a record harvest. Apparently locusts are attracted to curvy noodles and not short grain rice. So we'll have Fried Rice . I have just learned that the plague is over and the Mac and Cheese industry will recover from their plight in time for lunch . So with Fried Rice and Mac and Cheese we have much to celebrate next week.