Thursday, December 1, 2016

Menu Change for Monday

Mr Dean reporting live from the Island School kitchen:

Due to the plague of locusts that has decimated this year's Mac and Cheese crops, the supply of Mac and Cheese is at a record low. This has caused a  global shortage of one of our favorite lunchtime entrees. Thus we have no Mac and Cheese to serve you all on Monday. It's a tough time for all. Fortunately for us the Fried Rice farmers has had a record harvest. Apparently locusts are attracted to curvy noodles and not short grain rice. So  we'll have Fried Rice on Monday. I have just learned that the plague is over and the Mac and Cheese industry will recover from their plight in time for lunch on Thursday. So with Fried Rice on Monday and Mac and Cheese on Thursday we have much to celebrate next week.